#fuck logan paul😭

[heartsoulspiritelite]

CINEMAAAAA

JOHN, ROMAN, SETH & PUNK ALL FACING OFF🔥🔥

[milesworld96]

Omf I cannot believe I’m saying this but….

THANK YOU LOGAN FOR HAVING KARRION KROSS PUT BACK ON MY TV🙏🙏🙏🙏

SO HAPPY TO SEE SANTOS GETTING A CHANCE FOR HIS SHOT, AND A TOWN DOWN UNDER TOGETHER?! PLS NO DRAMA BETWEEN THEM, I JUST WANT THEM TO BE SILLY. ALSO ANOTHER BOBBY SIGHTING?!? YES PLEASE. AND IM HOPING ITS LEXIS THATS THE NXT SURPRISE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG GIVE ME MY FAV PRETTY BOY

[kinghazycrazies]

This has gotta be the funniest headline I’ve read all year

[nor-4]

The "B" word trend - Formula one and Reader

A/N: @23victoria when i saw her posts i immediately think of this one so thanks to her! Love her works sm

⋆.˚ Max Verstappen

"Hey everyone, love say hi to the camera." You informed max as you touched his legs to catch his attention, "Hi guys" He waved into the camera throwing out a smile.

"So i saw this trend on tiktok.." You started talking while arranging your bag that is on your lap trying to distract you from nervousness, "Yes.." Max nodded as he turns to look at you.

"If i gave you the permission to say the B word, how would you call me?" You stated as you were looking out the window and back to him.

"What i always call you beautiful, what do you mean permission?" Max looked at you with his typical confused look, "No babe what. I meant by you know the curse word." You giggled as you lightly pushed his face away who was about an inch away from you.

"Oh that, i would never say that to you even you say that to me." He shrugged laughing too, "Called me once a bitchy whore for wearing my suit and an attitude." he faced the camera as if he is complaining to the viewers before ending the video.

⋆.˚ Logan Sargeant

"If i let you say the B word, how would you say it?" You asked him on ig live while eating beside him, "B word? Bookie? Bookie you look good and shit." Logan continued as he is looking for an answer on your reaction. He isn't fond to these kind of trends but he knows damn well what pookie and bookie is.

"You know bookie but you don't know the b word." You questioned him.

username11: Bye i didn't know this is how the trend is supposed to go

loganlover34: Logan chronically online confirmed?

⋆.˚ George Russell

"So if i let you say the B word, how would you say it?" You asked george and oh boy he is ready as he already seen that trend earlier this morning.

"Okay it's something like this. Biiitch you look so fucking gorgeous or Bitch! You look so fucking gorgeous girl." George sassed waving out his fingers infront of you, "Aw you look like a little twink georgeyy." You stated pressing the e on the nickname as you know how much it cringe him off.

"Eugh, you are taking a piss." George pointed out at you with a disgust changing out his mood, til this day it still makes you laugh on how he acts like the videos of Paul and Morgan on tiktok.

⋆.˚ Lando Norris

: Babe, random thought. If i let you say the B word to me, how would you say it?

Lando reading the text out loud for the stream cause he couldn't show to everyone what contains you conversation. "Oh i think i know this one, It would be like. I love you bitch, ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch." He is saying what he is typing as his friends talk to the background.

Lando: It would be liek. I love you bich, ain't never gona stop loving you bicht.

: You are typing bich baby, that doesn't count.😭😭😭

"You are typing bich. Like bich, what the hell is that spelling right there. That's so british." He yelled at the mic reading out that one typo and ignoring the other.

⋆.˚ Carlos Sainz

"So would you call me the B word if i let you?" You asked facing the phone at him, he is very familiar of this kind of trend as the ferrari hospitality is flooding him with trends especially the "Watch carlos for a second" video.

"Bello. That's the b word i will call you." He smiled very proud of his answer, "Noo you know what b word I'm talking about carlos."

"Bebita, you know papa will kill me if he ever found out I'll call you something like that." It's true though Carlos senior already threatened him about saying things like that around you and to you. "But you know-"

"No. Bello that's the word." he cut you off.

⋆.˚ Daniel Ricciardo

"I already told you danny i wouldn't do anything if you say it." You have been laughing for solid straight 10 minutes now ever since you asked that question, "Bii... Honey i really can't say it." Daniel is like that one Noah and Lori video and that's why you are laughing because of the resemblance.

"Come on, do you want me to cheer for you?" You teased him as he has been jumping, walking, running or just doing anything other than saying the B word.

"Sorry i just couldn't bring myself to say it, okay i lost." He shrugged defeated before slumping down to your feet resting his head on your lap hugging your legs as if his life depends on it.

⋆.˚ Lewis Hamilton

"So how would you say the B word to me?" You have been asking the same question for fifteen times now as he is trying to avoid that question by changing the subject or asking something back at you.

"No i wouldn't say it it's either you will cry or you will be aroused." Lewis said before slumping down the sofa beside you and roscoe beside you.

"Lewis, what?"

"What, who said that?" him acting cool as he wrap his arm around you waist eventually reaching up to roscoe cuddling up the both of you as if you guys are the most fragile and comfortable thing ever in the world.

⋆.˚ Charles Leclerc

"If i gave you permission to say the B word, how would you say it?" You asked charles and yes it is a very easy question for him as cursingg at your significant others isn't a thing for him it will never be and he thinks that everyone thinks like that too.

"Hello beautiful." He answered before biting into his food, "That's sweet, but not that b word. The other one you know" You corrected him leaving out your food for a second for his reaction.

"Oh i didn't know you are into degrading when it comes to intimate stuff." Charles said before giggling like a teenager, "Cha you know that's not what i meant."

"Yeah but you are into it though"

⋆.˚ Fernando Alonso

Oh girl we didn't see that asking this on live is very bad idea. "If i gave you permission to say the B word, how would you say it?" You asked him placing the phone infront of both of you.

"My belleza? It's the best b word, it fits you." Nando confidently said placing a hand on your back rubbing it, "No i mean by the bad b word." You cleared him.

"My bitch, doesn't sound good. I prefer my belleza more, it fits you well especially when you look under-" You slap Fernando's mouth before everything went down for you as how it is already, "We are on live you oldie." you joked before jokingly throwing his head away.

username3: Got that on screen record lmao

username4: Fernando you nasty girl😝

⋆.˚ Oscar Piastri

"Oscah if i gave you permission to say the B word to me, how much say it?" You asked out of nowhere which made him give you a stank eye once again, "You know you are the B word but i will never say it to you." He rolled his eyes before continuing to type on his phone for his twitter post.

"So if i am there's still a possibility you will say it?" You asked once again pretty same question cause we know you are not gonna let it go, "No, leave it now miss girl before i make you." you know what he means by that and because of that you wouldn't leave him alone.

⋆.˚ Zhou Guanyu

"babe if i gave you permission to say the B word, how would you say it?" The first thing you asked in the early morning after a tiring night, "Woman i know this is a trap stop it right now." Zhou finally learned with all these stupid question you asked after failing many times and completely losing his mind.

"I'm just a woman to you know?" You pouted before turning your back at him deciding to cuddle sweetcorn who is sleeping beside you, "Of course not love, you're my woman." he stated before sneaking his arms around your waist and petting sweetcorn.

⋆.˚ Pierre Gasly

"If i gave you permission to say the B word-" yeah he knows it another chronically online men.

"No baby." Pierre said shaking his head from side to side, "I didn't even finished." You raised your eyebrows looking at him as if you suspicion him of something.

"Did your other bitch ask you this question? Why do you know this trend?" You asked pierre as he turned his head at you as if you are going crazy or something, "Are you okay? Literally every post i upload on Instagram your face is there." he tried defending moving his arms in the air while talking.

"So you are getting tired of it?" You asked again feeding his frustration as he just look at you with mouth agape.

[formulafics]

★ BABY, JUST SAY YES | LS2

Scenario: its no secret that logan sargent isn’t single, but one thing that no one can quite figure out - not even his co workers - is who the mystery girl is. logan doesn’t reveal who until she’s no longer his girlfriend, but his wife. (requested)

Pairing: logan sargeant x fem!popstar!reader

A/N: it’s taken me 4 days of writers block to get this one figured out, but she is finally here! i hope everyone enjoys! <3

logansargeant

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logansargeant the flight is always worth it to be with her

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sargeantformula another day, another soft launch from logan 😔 when does the pain end?

logansgirl HE LOOKS SO GOOD

formulogan so either logan plays guitar or his gf plays guitar 🧐

⤷ norizzlando i thought that i could figure out something by looking at the music sheets but it’s beatles songs, and i doubt logan is dating paul mccartney

⤷ alexalbonooo23 STOP IT FHIS COMMENT IS KILLING ME 😭 “i doubt logan is dating paul mccartney”

logansargeant

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logansargeant summer dump

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alex_albon getting a little to close to using @/georgerussels tactics

rizzciardo logan pls just tell us who it is 😔 do it for your fans

⤷ norrisnation DO IT FOR AMERICA

formulaobssesed why is logan kinda…

⤷ sargeantformula YOURE JUST LEARNING THIS? HES BEEN FINE

sargeantnation THE FIRST PICTURE HELLO YOU LOOK SO GOOD

ls2sargeant okay, but WHO is in the second picture? 😭

logansargeant

in love

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logansargeant

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formulanorris the location being “in love” is sickening

⤷ piastrizz no literally i want want what him and his gf have

williamillion ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE LOGAN

godblessls2 boy if you don’t just drop her @ rn

loscargirlie logan you wanna drop her @ sooooo bad rn

logansargeant and ynlnsargeant

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logansargeant so glad my baby said yes. happy one year, my beautiful girl.

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ynsworld LOGAN IN RHE MIDDLE OF YNA FUCK I G CONCERT???

oscarpiastri happy anniversary ❤️

⤷ rizzciardo loscar crumbs 🥹 i love them

alex_albon happy anniversary! love you guys.

formulasargeant LOGAN WHAT????

piastrizz LOGAN HUNTER SARGEANT I SWEAR TO GOD

ynfannacc the caption. not okay, young man.

⤷ godblessls2 LMAOO THIS COMMENT IS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

rizzciardo the mesh of logan and yn fans in the comments is so funny to me 😭

loscargirlie I KNOW I BEGGED YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO DROP THE @ BUT COME ON LOGAN

ynlnsargeant

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ynlnsargeant what a night. thank you to everyone who came out tonight, i am so grateful for your support. on a side note, happy anniversary to my love, @/logansargeant. one year down, forever to go. 🫶🏻

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logansargeant i love you so much baby.

⤷ ynlnsargeant i love you more. thanks for coming out tonight ❤️

ynsguitar the end of an era - she changed her username

⤷ ynloverforlife ITS SO CUTE 😭 she and logan are actually so cute together i can’t even be sad

ynsworld simultaneously extremely happy for you and feeling like my heart has been ripped out. ilysm </3

ynsnumberone i cannot believe i witnessed this kiss in real time

⤷ formulasargeant i have no idea how you survived because me personally? that would be the end

danielricciardo NO WAY. happy anniversary!

⤷ rizzciardo DANIEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE LMAO

⤷ sargeantformula apparently only oscar, lando, and alex knew about their relationship. oscar was the only one who went to the wedding 💔 (not to mention daniel has always liked yn’s music)

all feedback is appreciated! thank you for reading <3 - daelynn

general taglist | @renarots (special shoutout to her for always fueling the brainrot for these fics) @jsjcue @treehouse-mouse @harrysdimple05 @illicitverstappen @lovstappen @minkyungseokie

[kintaroworldz]

WWE Male Stars x Feminine Male Reader

Hello guys this is just an introduction to the story I have.

☆ What Happens When Four of The Best Hear about an NXT recruiter Making his way To becoming a professional WWE SuperStar. What Will Happen When They All Meet This Upcoming SuperStar And Who Will Steal His Heart First? ☆

🎀 Character Introductions 🎀

-M/N L/N

-Age: 21

-Birth place: ( Your choice )

-Signature: ( your choice )

-Finisher: ( Your choice )

-Sexually: Gay or ( Anything you go by )

💕 “ M/N likes to say his gimmick/character is very heavily inspired by a mix of Carmella, Tiffany Stratton and Candice Michelle. M/N is the only (male) in wwe that really wears feminine clothing even tho management told him it’s best if he hid his “ Gay Status “ from the WWE Universe M/N didn’t listen. Literally leading to his debut match he literally wore a corset and Short wrestling shorts. “ 💕 ✨ Inspo pics ✨

🌙 “Now M/N Got The Attention Of Four of The Greatest Wrestlers Fighting Over Who Will Get M/N Heart ( Or maybe his hole 🤫 ) 🌙 “

-Roman Reigns 💋

-Undisputed Champion

-Age: 38

“ Paul ima need you to give me some info about that new comer for me he’s peaked my interest “

( DONT COME FOR ME I JUST THOUGHT HE WOULD BE GOOD FOR E STORY 😭💀 )

-Logan Paul ⚡️ -United States Champion

-Age: 28

⚡️“ You know Austin and Greyson M/N fucking hot ass hell I wouldn’t mind tapping that ass of his imagine him full of my cum “⚡️

-Cody Rhodes 🧸

-Finishing his Story With Roman Reigns

-Age: 38

🧸“ You Know M/N we could get to know each other better maybe with dinner? * Rubs M/N Thigh * “ 🧸

-Randy Orton 🐍

-Issues with Logan Paul

- Age: 43

🐍“ I’ve Heard Of This M/N Guy And Soon I’ll Have Him In My Grasp “🐍

Thank You So Much For Checking this Out the story Will start Soon But if you feel like I should replace someone let me know.

| Oh and yes the Story will be Smut so Put that into The Picture

( Also Don’t mind the Bottom my images messed up so 💀 )

[ashethecoolperson]

🫶 requuuueeeesssssttttt : jealous dom x reader (honestly in any scenario) but picturing him jealous is so 😭🤭 (ur writing is soo good ik whatever u cook up will be 🤌)

Jealous

A/N: i love jealous dom hndhsjhsskb

Dom, hurry up! We’ll be late!” You yelled from the living room, still waiting for him to get ready after an hour. You guys had to go to a business party and you weren’t trying to be late. But you thought that Dom was purposely trying to be late.

As you groaned and went upstairs, you opened the door and saw Dom with a towel wrapped around his waist, his hair still wet from what seemed like a shower. You were lost for words as you swallowed nervously and kept looking at him.

God he looked hot.

“You almost ready?” You finally asked after what seemed like hours, and he nodded. “Almost, mi amor. Just lost my suit.”

You smiled slightly as he continued putting on clothes. “You know, we need to leave soon.” You said softly, watching him get dressed, trying not to stare too much at him. But Dom noticed anyway.

He stopped, turned, and looked at you, raising an eyebrow. You tried not to blush at his stare. “Whatcha looking at?” He asked teasingly as you rolled your eyes. “Nothing. Now hurry up, we’ll be late.” You said plainly and he scoffed.

“Stop rushing me.” He whined and did that little pout he always did, as you just laughed and left.

—-

After you two finally left and got to the business party, you immediately noticed how crowded it actually was. You weren’t complaining, of course, because you loved parties, but Dom kept glaring at every man that even came close to you. It wasn’t exactly surprising, though, considering how easily jealous Dom got. But it was funny for some reason. Not to mention how cute he looked, blushing and being angry at people who wanted nothing more than to talk to you.

But once Dom went off to get drinks, you felt a tap on your shoulder and turned around. Almost immediately you felt like groaning since it was the man you hated most, Logan Paul.

He was so snobby and a shit person, and yet he wanted to be friends with you.

You wondered why he wanted to be friends with you, probably because he wanted to get to Dom too.

“Hey, babe!” Logan exclaimed as he wrapped an arm around your shoulders and you stiffened.

Why did he always have to call you babe?

“Hi Logan.” You said plainly and tried not to get his drink all over you since he was practically swinging it around. He didn’t seem to notice though as he continued talking about whatever the fuck had happened to him recently. It was honestly annoying, but you weren’t going to say anything. He was the golden star of the company, and if you did what you actually wanted to, you’d probably either get fired or be in prison.

“Soooo, how’s Dom been doing?” Logan asked as he looked down at you, not like the good way that Dom did, but in a way that was uncomfortable.

“He’s been good..just doing normal stuff.” You mumbled and he grinned. Of course he wouldn’t believe you. He was a creep.

Just then Dom came back and you breathed a sigh of relief, shrugging Logan’s hand off of your shoulders and smiling at how Dom wrapped an arm around your waist.

Dom scowled as Logan scrambled for a reply. “Eso no es my fault!” He exclaimed, and Dom just stared.

Even you didn’t know why Logan did spanglish.

“Spanglish? Eso es bajo, incluso para ti.” Dom said as he rolled his eyes and glared at Logan. “Shoo.” He added before turning to you and walking away, dragging you with him.

As you two were outside, he looked down at you. “Mi amor, why didn’t you say anything? You know I hate him.” He asked as his hands were on your hips, gently pulling you closer. As you rested your head on his chest, you sighed contently.

“I wanted to beat his ass.” You said with a shrug as he started to laugh, rolling his eyes. “Can we go home?” You asked and he sighed. “Yeah. This party’s boring as hell anyways.”

Goddamn, you loved when he was jealous.

[argumentativeaxolotl]

Hello again! Could I make a request? I would like you to write headcanons about lightning being that young racing driver in the modern world, I don't know why, I can only think of the fact that he spends a lot of time playing mini games on his cell phone lol. You could add doc too, I love the dynamic

I love this! I gotchu! I’ll likely add more later down the line too if I can think of any!

“Modern” Cars(Humanized?) Headcanons!

- Lightning is 100% an iPad kid and nobody can tell me otherwise

- He would 100% be the Gen Z racer 😭:

“McQueen! McQueen do you have anything to say after you won today’s race?!”

“I’m standing on business.”

“…what?”

- Doc keeps a book of slang because he can’t understand what the fuck Lightning’s saying half the time 😭

- Lightning will doom-scroll all day if you let him

- he needs to have something playing on his phone or he needs to watch something in order to eat

- I feel like he’d livestream on Instagram while he’s racing and make some dumb commentary

- He 100% makes Twitter posts bashing Chick Hicks and Francesco Bernoulli

- He has an extremely popular YouTube channel

- He did an apology video(one “Logan Paul” styled one for PR and one genuine one after Radiator Springs)

- His favorite mobile games include: Fruit Ninja, Temple Run, Candy Crush, and Plants Vs. Zombies

- Doc actually insists Lightning play Candy Crush and Fruit Ninja since 1) Candy Crush is Doc’s favorite and 2) Fruit Ninja could help with Lightning’s hand-eye coordination

- He 100% bullies people on Roblox and goes into those Roleplay games to become “pretty princess / don’t touch my tail / weird kid / cute but doesn’t know it” type shit because he finds it hilarious(me too)

- He 100% downvotes other players in the fashion games so he can get a perfect score

- Lightning sits in the weirdest fucking positions when he’s engrossed in his little phone games. Like he’ll be broken into a croissant in the back seat while playing PvZ. Doc one time found him scrunched up in a small corner of the room, on his stomach, with his legs over his head and pressed into the wall in a giant L-formation while watching YouTube

- He’s really, really, really bad at Mario Kart

- Lightning and Mater will play games on call over Discord

- Lightning doesn’t know shit about technology, but whenever Doc needs help with something involving a game console or his phone or a game or something of the like, Lightning will always somehow know how to fix it or beat the level or whatever

- He’s an Apple user and does not fuck with any other brand for phones(he hates Apple computers tho)

- He 100% buys and uses all the phone cases of his merch(including the knock-off ones)

- Doc is a boomer and Lightning always has to help him set things up on phones

- Lightning has spent 107 hours on the Olive Garden app

[flash-bastardd]

I thought you meant Logan Paul, not Logan as in wolverine

Very glad it was note the case 😭

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO

[orangecassidycanknockmeup]

orangecassidycanknockmeup's masterlists

hi hi hello! this is my collection of writing organized into one spot so that you don't have to search around for my works! under this you will find my rules for requests, and the different things you can request. (im not the best at this so pls be nice). i know my username is atrocious, pls leave me alone

rules;

things i will NOT write: pee/scat/puke, abortion/forced abortion/miscarriages, things with no consent, addiction, actual wrestlers fucking each other (unless its a 3some with the reader but other then that no), things featuring age play/little space, incest/step-cest. if you request any of these you're blocked.

if you make a request and want a wrestler to have a child, please give their name and age because im not using anybody's REAL child in a fanfic thats just...😭

things i WILL write: marriage/divorce, pregnancy, violence, mommy/daddy kinks, praise/degradation kinks, rough sex (??), more to come as i write

please dont translate or steal my work! i work hard on these and if i want my work to be translated, i will ask someone, but as of right now no.

who i write for/request inspo;

wwe: austin theory brie bella cm punk cody rhodes cora jade damien priest dominik mysterio drew mcintyre finn balor grayson waller jade cargill john cena la knight liv morgan logan paul maryse miz nikki bella randy orton rhea ripley ridge holland roman reigns seth rollins aew: alicia atout (my friend held a gun to my head and forced me to add her. you know who you are) adam cole adam copeland adam page bryan danielson buddy matthews claudio castagnoli darby allin hook jay white kenny omega kyle o'reilly mjf orange cassidy sammy guevara saraya tay melo wardlow

inspo: officer porn star/cam star professor pirate/mermaid ex-partner single parents model actress sorority/frat princess/prince/king

if you like my work, please consider following me! comment if you would like to be added to the tag list !!

[zot3-flopped]

Liam 100%!! May he rest in peace but that man was desperate for attention in the end, he would have fucked with the larries to gain views but he did not. And that man clearly didn’t have any morals, he talked bad about the 1D members behind closed doors and was very shady about them in public. That Logan Paul podcast would have been the final call, he was drunk, he was bitter, he talked shit about zayn…than man was ready to spill the tea. Larries are so dumb. Liam is the last member to keep a ‘secret’ like that.😭😂

Agreed. The only time he mentioned the Larry conspiracy he said this:

[luuuucas]

My comments on the Miami GP 2024

1- Firstly, I will say I despise Miami. As if the circuit wasn’t bad enough, I hate the climate formed with the celebrities.

This race was not an exception. Camilla and Jake Paul at Ferrari, James Charles at Red Bull, not to mention the orange guy at mclaren (i will mention it later).

2- I love KMag criminal but today was not it. Logan’s true home race was fucked and right when he was getting confident w the car.

3- Alonso said Lance had more chances of making points since he was starting higher and in points positions. Somehow (nobody is really surprised), Alonso did made points and not Lance, anyways...

4- This car:

5- Now, Tr*mp. This guy gets clapped at around McLaren, but when Seb and Lew protest for women and lgbt rights Z*k Br*wn was the first asking to not make F1 into a politics sport. The hypocrisy???

6- Also, Lando’s comments on him😭 boy what the hell happened to you????? I was so happy for him and his win I almost got a heart attack, then I find him saying “T is someone you have respect for in many ways”, among other things. I will wait a bit before giving my opinion about this, because to be fair I don’t even know what I think.

7- I was hopping for an Oscar win, but now I’m glad he didn’t (therefore the orange man was far away from him). He still did an amazing race.

8- Carlos/Oscar beef is always sending me. This man gets so mad at Oscar 😭😭.

9- Also, the Pierre/Esteban beef

10- It was nice to have Nano and Esteban back and the post-race pic.

11- EVERYONE CONGRATULATING LANDO?! It was really sweet, I loved the Fernando dad-congratulation and all the post they made dedicated to him.

12- Loved seeing Mick in the sprints !!

13- Max sitting in the wrong seat in the post-race interview and Charles laughing at him

14- “Me gusta la velocidad, así que automáticamente me encanta la fórmula uno”

15- Charles being the biggest hater of “Scuderia Ferrari HP” and the blue clothes for Miami

16- Nico was cheering for Lando and you can’t prove me otherwise

17- Newey judging the Ferrari cars

18- Live, Laugh, Love, FRed Vausser

19- “NO-WINS who” tweet

20- I adored the Ricciardo comeback to be fair💙💙💙💙💙

21-And Yuki keeps proving himself!!!!!

22- Charles Leclerc baggy pants agenda

I DID LOVE THIS RACE BTW, it was amazing but I wish some things had not happen.

[glitchaxolol]

Honest opinions on Wrestlemania XL Sunday:

Drew v Seth: I was so happy for Drew when he pinned Seth. Seth was taking those hits like a boss but Drew was honestly slaying. Drew’s entrance looked cool asf but wth was Seth’s😭!? Him tweeting during the match was actually so funny. But anyways, DAMIAN CASHING IN WAS AMAZING AND JUDGEMENT DAY CHEERING TOGETHER AT THE END MADE ME SO HAPPY!!! (I expected Damian to cash in but I was glad he did) Match was still really short tho.

The Pride v The Final Testament: I like both teams but may I say, Scarlett and Karrion looked badass. Some of those hits had to be painful, on both sides. Also Karrion just picking Scarlett up at the end was lowkey sweet. Again, it was really short.

LA Knight v AJ Styles: That flip from AJ over the top rope was smooth. Both of them got in some good hits. That Avalanche German Suplex was actually insane. I was honestly rooting for AJ(who was looking like an absolute daddy btw😩) and I’m genuinely sad he lost. The end was lowkey stupid tho.

Randy Orton v Kevin Owens v Logan Paul: The start was genuinely funny, Randy getting on the back of the cart and riding along. Teaming up on Logan was a good idea. Also like, what did KO expect? Ofc Randy was gonna try to RKO him. They all got some good hits. I was NOT expecting IShowSpeed to be in the suit😭🤣! I was pulling for Randy but I still didn’t mind Logan retaining. Honestly he makes a good heel.

Bayley v Iyo Sky: Bayley’s wrestling gear looked great but Iyo looked lowkey drunk walking down(lol). They both gave us a good match tbh. Bayley was being an absolute beast, taking those hits pretty well. And I’m so happy that Bayley is finally getting what she deserves, she absolutely deserved that win!

Cody v Roman: The orchestra for Roman’s entrance was pretty cool honestly. (He looking fucking hot as ever btw🤭 also he stuck his tongue out so omfg, he cannot keep lookin like that😩). (He could call me a little bitch if he wanted🤞). Jimmy and Jey coming out to fight was pretty cool. I was just waiting for Solo to show up lol. John Cena and Rock coming out to face off with each other was great! I was hoping Dean was the one to come but Seth is alr ig. Roman choosing to hit Seth over Cody was a nice “Fuck you” for when they were in Shield. I actually cheered when Taker came out!!! Both Roman and Cody were absolute BEASTS during the match. I love Roman and I would’ve loved for him to win but it was for the best.

Overall: The matches were a bit short but holy shit was it worth it. The main event was amazing and so chaotic!!!

Reminder: These are just my opinions so don’t get like pressed or anything lol.

[horseforeplay]

it’s HORSE 🐎 FOREPLAY 😛 FRIDAY 🎉 which means you gotta BLOW 🤯 UP ⬆️ your BESTIES 😍 phones 📲 like TOM WAMBSGANS 🤤 BLEW 😳 CONNOR ROY 🐺 in the GARDEN ⛲️ at the FRICK COLLECTION 🗿 in NEW YORK CITY 🗽 at connor’s BIRTHDAY PARTY 🥳 that’s RIGHT 🥲 send this to TEN 😭 FRIENDS 😎 to remind them that ROMAN 🐈 asked TOM 🐶 to FUCK CONNOR 📠 and KENDALL 🌊 and SHIV 🦊 and tom DID IT!!!!!!!!! ��🥵🥵🥵🥵 and had a TERRIBLE 🙅‍♂️ TIME! 😰 remind TEN FRIENDS 🫣 that TOM 🦮 fucked KENDALL ROY 😢 under a CHANDELLIER ✨ in HONG KONG 📍 then came back to LOS ANGELES 🗺️ and dirty talked 🤬 ROMAN 😫 POOLSIDE 🏊‍♂️ then PROPOSED 💍 (NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺) then went to LONDON ✈️ and met up with SHIV 😈 but DIDN’T FUCK HER 🤔😓😥🤭!??? but then came back ✈️ to LA and ROMAN was kind of INTO IT 🥵😳🤯????????? and SUCKED TOM’S TITS 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🥛 and then tom went to DC 🛩️ to get a NEW JOB 💼 but he RAN INTO SHIV 🤦‍♀️ and CALLED ROMAN 📞 to ask if he thought he could BE CEO 😱 OF WAYSTAR 😨 and roman 🐱 LAUGHED AT HIM 🤫😩 and then CONNOR 🤠 invited tom to his RANCH 🌵🏜️ and then shiv 🎃 confided in tom 🤧 and tom took a helicopter 🚁 to NEW YORK CITY 🌆 where roman 😹 was WAITING but 😽 TOM 🐕 was FREAKED OUT 😵‍💫 and they had a FIGHT 💢 where roman 🤕 asked TOM 🐾 to SMACK HIM 😵 IN THE FACE 😷 and TOM DID IT!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥 and then jerked off in the front seat 💧of roman’s car 🤪 and at roman’s NYC apartment 🌇 was a KITTEN 😿😿😿😿 named REX ROY?!?!?!?!?!? 🥹🥹🥹 and tom invited ROMAN 😻 to CHRISTMAS 🎄in ST. PAUL 🏙️ but then at THANKSGIVING 🦃 tom got a TEXT 💬 that roman ACCIDENTALLY 😝 agreed to do CHRISTMAS 🎁 with logan 😞 and then tom went to st. paul for christmas 😂 ALONE 😅 and tried to jerk off ☺️ in the snow ☃️ but failed 🌨️👎👎👎👎 and then had a SCARY 👻🙀 DREAM and then a YEAR LATER at another one of CONNOR’S BIRTHDAY 🎈🎊👯‍♀️ PARTIES on connor’s ART DEALER’S 🖼️ YACHT 🛥️ tom is with SHIV 😍💕💘👩‍❤️‍👨 but roman 😿🥹 takes tom to the art dealer’s quarters 😛😏 and tom started to blow him 😜😜😜😜 but they 👂🏻HEARD SOMEONE and 😩😳😳 had to FUCKING HIDE 🫣🫣🫣🫣 in the CLOSET 🫠😵 and TOM actually finally blew 🍆 ROMAN 😳😳😳😳 but ROMAN HATED IT 😡🤬😓 and jerked off on TOM’S FACE 😨😳 🤭🫣🥱💦💦💦💦 IT’S FUCKING 😤😤😤😤 HORSE FOREPLAY FRIDAY 🐴🎠🏇🏿🐎

[trippinsorrows]

Idk if you’re watching raw but the kid who flipped off Logan Paul and said “fuck you” during his entrance 🤣🤣😭😭

friend, i'm watching, and i saw it, and i'm loving it! lmao!

[axolotlclown]

this is my makeshift ask box now.

ok so. tommyinnit told a story about mizkif being awkward. (tommyinnit has a podcast with jack manifold btw). mizkif took this personally (??? probably just wanted views tbh) (not to be a bitch at mizkif, but i saw the podcast and bros mad about nothing) and like talked shit about tommy for 30 minutes on his own stream. tommyinnit finds himself in one sided beef with random pathetic men on the internet. fork found in kitchen.

xqc comes to defend mizkif. tommy mocks xqc for being a trump supporter (and worse than that, being cringe about it). if you dont know who any of these people are, thats fine. at this point the plot has wondered so far away from the original beef that its irrelevant.

so dream comes out of LITERALLY FUCKING NOWHERE. no one even breathed in his direction. this beef was silly and funny but it was just kinda irrelevant streamers that fell off trying to scrape views off of bigger streamers. happens every day. who cares. anyway, dream tweets this:

and im showing this here because he has since deleted it. CRAZY WORK.

he defended this with "guys im autistic i can reclaim that slur" which uhhhhh. anyway.

streamers start hopping on to talk shit. because important context here: dream smp had some minors on the server who dream manipulated and abused throughout the duration. but now they are adults who are in therapy and are capable of telling their stories. honestly, theres 5 years of random bullshit that dream has done that he himself has unfortunately made relevant.

anyway, notably tubbo (tommys best friend) decides to do a stream recapping all the tweets that had been made at that point. and he talked shit about dream for a bit. as is his right. and now its a whole thing because dream called like 15 million people a slur. crazy.

jack manifold does a stream. hes promoting the podcast. as is his right. now, jack manifold has always hated dream and this was a whole thing in the past. anyway, for some fucking reason mizkif comes on and apologizes to jack (?????) even though his beef is with tommy???? and jack isnt having it but whatever. i assume mizkif apologized to tommy privately, but at this point, who the fuck cares.

so then tommy tweets something sarcastic in response to dream. so we thought it was mostly over. this is how his beef with logan paul and ksi went down. which btw tommyinnit told logan paul to kill himself on twitter a few months ago. hes my fucking hero.

were not done. i did not realize shit was just getting started. dream starts a stream at 2/3 am his time, and he streamed for FOUR HOURS. what the hell could he be talking about in those four hours? literally fucking anything but the slur he said. "i didnt mean to offend anyone guys 😭 now lets talk about the real problem at hand. tommyinnit ruined my friendship with quackity." which, btw, quackity split ways with him because hes extremely racist against hispanics and latinos. honestly, thats a whole other story. also, for the record ☝️😁 tommyinnit didnt cause punz to stop being friends with dream. actually dream slept with punz's girlfriend, and he wasnt too happy about that. source: the girlfriend. dont feel bad for punz he was a piece of shit, but that is also a whole other story. just wanted to correct the records.

anyway so it was a whole lot of that for four hours. the europeans wake up. tommy uploads a video on youtube addressing it. shit has escalated. here it is. its five minutes if you wanted to give it a watch. tubbo goes live and responds to dreams stream. he might still be live actually. he is as of me typing this out. on tubbos first stream, he offered to call dream and talk things out. dream did not respond. on this stream, tubbo had set up to call dream. dream bailed halfway through tubbos stream.

now dream is claiming that he is going to make a response video to tommys video.

honestly, dream has been a piece of shit to not only these people when they were children, but also the audience that both supported him or casually watched him. so it is very vindicating watching dream so desperately try to control the narrative and paint himself out into a victim and fail.

and also tommyinnit should be allowed to kill whoever he wants. send post.

( @fandom-ed tagging you so that you see it)